30+ Weird Christmas Gifts | Unusual Ideas For Odd People

Giving strange & unusual Christmas gifts is smart; it eliminates the worry that your gift recipient won’t already have the thing! Of course, weird and geeky Christmas presents should be chosen with good taste, tailored to the person you’re buying for. Exploit inside jokes, odd characteristics, or connections that you have with the person you’re buying for when choosing an odd product to gift them. 

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1) I Like Big Buttes Calendar

We’ll tell you what the state of Colorado has been saying for years: It’s not dirty. Get your mind out of the gutter and finally get your nature enthusiast this unique Christmas gift. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating a good, sizeable butte in a world of skinny buttes.

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2) Buffalo Horn Mug

Your search for the best weird Christmas gift for your boyfriend or male friend ends here. If he loves Game of Thrones or any other epic fantasy story, he’ll LOVE this buffalo horn mug. Make sure that you include a pint of ale to go with it!

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3) Mermaid Tail Blanket

If your girlfriend loves to cozy up with a book, make her reading time more exciting with a cute mermaid blanket. She’ll be warm and snug, and you might even catch her humming ‘Under the Sea’ to herself.

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4) Custom Photo Socks

Go ahead, put your senior picture on some socks, and give them to your darling partner. This unique Christmas gift will either knock their socks off or leave them kicking and screaming. Just upload your photo. It’s completely customizable as long as it’s appropriate!

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5) Bed Prism Lazy Glasses

Do you know somebody who’s always bending their head to look down on you? Save them the trouble! These glasses can help them stay ergonomic while they express their disappointment from above! They are also practical, allowing you to watch TV even with a runny nose.

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6) Free Range Cage Mug

Is there someone on your list where shopping for them is Bangkok Dangerous, and you are never Knowing what will leave them Moonstruck? Get them this National Treasure that will satisfy any animal lover’s standards! This Cage’d chicken is vegan and HoA approved!

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7) Unicorn Wall Light

Let’s be honest. You’ll never catch a unicorn. Not with that dinky sword from that garage sale. Let someone else do it right, and still treat your loved ones to the unicorn trophy they’ve always dreamed of. When you factor in the time and cost of unicorn hunting, this is a steal.

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8) Llama Enchantment Dust

Look, it’s been a rough century. If you’ve got someone in your life who’s been feeling that, skip the cheap spa set this year. Allow them to finally feel enchanting, special, unique, and a little furry for once in their lives with this llama dust.

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9) Hedgehog Light Up Plush

Do you know anyone who wishes they had a girlfriend to binge watch dramas late into the night with? Help them out with this hedgehog plush. Together, they’ll catch stray snacks and cuddle long well into the morning hours!

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10) Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy MIni

We’ve all seen these outside car lots or department stores. Now you can give your friend their very own! Amazon isn’t overstocked, and these don’t come at a discount. Show someone your support with this unique Christmas gift, wherever they are, with this portable sized wacky waving inflatable tube guy!

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11) Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Who nose who to get this for? We do! Get this dispenser for those who could spend less time in your business; need to take a shower; know everything; resemble Voldemort; or generally blow you away.

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12) Squatting Garden Gnome

Do you know an old soul who’s tired of people on their lawn? Ensure nobody will cross their lawn ever, ever, ever again with this gnome! This easy gift will protect their lawn so they can rest assured it’s safe, regardless of whether they’re at home or not.

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13) “Cavedog the Corgi Rides a Velociraptor” Vintage Art Print

Maybe you’re not artistically skilled enough to paint an image with words of a corgi riding a velociraptor that your friend needs, no question about it. Don’t worry. We found out someone has already done it for you. Complete your friend’s life in just a couple clicks!

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14) Moochie the Slacker Sloth

Help your loved ones realize their inner dreams with Moochie. When our teachers asked what we wanted to be when we grew up, we drew Moochie the Slacker Sloth. Give someone the gift of being able to see their goals realized!

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15) Cat Butt Tissue Holder

Tired of tissue holders that are done, tacky, even boring as a gift? Check out this cat tissue holder. One of the most unique Christmas gifts, It’s got everything. Cats, style, fun, tissues on demand! Could you ask for more from a tissue box? No.

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16) Finger Piano

Do you know someone who always wanted to learn the piano but doesn’t have a truck for that free grand piano on Craigslist? Get them the piano they can bring anywhere, play anytime. Coworkers? We’d like to note there’s no law against pianos in a meeting, yet.

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17) Light Up Beard Ornaments

After No-Shave November, the men in your life might be wondering what to do with their beards. Help them get into the Christmas spirit and save on sweaters with these ornaments. They’ll bring the Christmas Spirit with them everywhere they go!

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18) Sushi Socks

Do you know someone who’s always got sushi on their mind? Help them out by getting it on their feet as well! Now, their feet can carry them right to their favorite Japanese restaurant with these socks on!

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19) Shave and Play Barbie

Some people just don’t know what it’s like to have the hair genes. Let them finally experience the morning routine in the life of a hairy person with this Barbie! She’s anything but a traditional beauty.

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20) Jellyfish Lamp

A colorful jellyfish lamp is the relaxation gift that your stressed-out friend never knew he needed. Watching the jelly’s tendrils float through the color-changing water will soothe away even the toughest day at the office. Get him a great bottle of bourbon to go with it, and you’ll be his favorite friend forever!

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21) Potato Pal

Sure, absolutely, you can order this potato with plain ol’ text, but why would you when you can offer your loved ones, friends, and coworkers a potato with your face on it? Or even, their own faces? Or their dog’s face? Think of the possibilities!

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22) Pet Rock

We all have one in our lives. Pet fish? Bad idea. Pet succulent? Bad idea. Pet dog? Terrible idea. Simplify their life with the reality that they can have a pet and it can thrive under their care with the Pet Rock!

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23) Unicorn Sequin Pillow

Has your friend recently moved into a new apartment or home? If so, she’ll be expecting you to bring over a bottle of wine or a houseplant on your first visit. Instead, get her this cute unicorn sequin pillow as a surprising housewarming gift this Xmas. She’ll love mindlessly playing with the sequins while she unwinds at night.

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24) Giant Plush Microbes

While you might be cautious about offering just anyone the kissing disease, we find these sick microbes can charm anyone! If you’ve got someone in your life who’s a real medical superstar, let them know with a MRSA plush! However, always—ALWAYS—rethink the leech as a gift.

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25) Chocolate Tools Set

If you know someone who only needs to use tools once to realize they’re not handy, save them the trouble of storing or disposing of them with these chocolate tools!

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26) Game of Thrones Dragon Eggs

Moon of my life, my sun, and stars be mine! This Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Candle set will show your husband (boyfriend) or wife (girlfriend) that you’d go to the end of the earth and conquer all Seven Kingdoms to be by their side. Yep, that sounds just about right!

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27) Dill Dough Stress Relief Putty

If your friend is going through a rough time, get her this stress relief putty this holiday to help her “dill with it.” Your friend can squish and squeeze her stress away with this lightly pickle scented putty. Bonus: This tasty-smelling treat won’t add inches to her waist like a box of chocolates would!

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28) Poké Ball Waffle Maker

Kids from the 90s will love making waffles in the shape of a Poké Ball. While it might not actually help them catch ‘em all, they’ll love pretending that there’s a Charmander or Squirtle inside their breakfast.

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29) Cat Butt Magnets

Your cat-loving friend probably has a house full of cat-themed gifts, but she probably doesn’t have these cute cat butt magnets yet. She’ll have a blast trying to identify each cat breed by its butt!

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30) Chromatic LED Watch

Want to confuse your colorblind friend? Make sure they’re always late or at least confused why half the watch is the same color, with this watch. Ensure your non-colorblind friends feel like they’re in the future all day long while discerning between hours of the day like “red” and “magenta.”

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31) Pickle Ornament

Whether you want to help your pickle-obsessed friend celebrate their love of the tangy and salty or you want to play find the pickle on Christmas (it’s a real tradition, honest, read the description), this cucumber is the top pickle for our Christmas ornaments!

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